Panelists discuss ways to wage a greener war in Iraq, such as driving biodegradable tanks and shocking detainees’ testicles with wind power. More coverage at: onion.com
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Hack each creature with a mechette. The zero-emission right. This is a step in the right direction.
lmao!
@ ToxicOdiousOne if, at this a joke, a weak best. Is this an honest comment, the irony of the irony of being so wrong on the onion news channel might be the funniest thing on the net
“Devastating to your fellow man, but love and protection of Mother Earth.” That is why I am a staunch advocate of nuetron bomb. No construction debris, perhaps a collapsed building up if the neutron bomb happened to him is fallen.Es very important for every conquering nation to keep property values high, so that they can sell them and recoup the costs of the war.
Rule No. 1: Use to help ragheads for compost, my carrots.
“Who was not on top of his game,” roflmao!
@ Bajandesignera pay attention to my second comment in which I said I thought it was real
@ Nonofyall. . . six days after your comment (hopefully) you realize this is complete satire
Clifford Banes is never there!
To all the idiots out there who do not get the comments: The onion is a FAKE news show. This video is a joke, literally.
Ah progressives like Obama want us to fight for a greener war. What nonsense. It would save money if.
@ NonofyallHAHAAHAHAHA I remember the time when I thought the Onion News was real when I saw the video MacBook Wheel Onion News are the only source of news and i his comic Clock is full of truth
The Onion News gives me the faith to live lol
damn thought this shit was really xD
This must be the most honest fucking freaks I’ve ever seen. Are they really encouraging murder and torture? to kick a man, I wish I could this cracker ass
Go with the Casino Royale Whipping torture.
Devastating to your fellow man, but love and protection of Mother Earth. My new life motto.
lol @ the last Punkt.Es is a step in the right direction
I do all my killing with my bare hands, the one and only true environmentally friendly way
lol that is hilarious bout the comments some people are actually taking this serious lol. Check out the liberal comment below LMAO
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@ CharlieFoom hahaha you thought it was real. Failure
so funny XD (thx God is not any of these (some of it) is real)
You can not make war more green, you stupid liberal publicists!
hahaha I love the onion